Bacchus: The Original Winefluencer

May 6

Ever heard of Bacchus?
Roman god of wine.
Basically the original party planner with a grapevine crown and a killer guest list.

While your group chat’s still deciding where to brunch, Bacchus was already mixing wine with medicine, prayer, drama, and a touch of divine chaos.

He wasn’t just about pouring. He was about the vibe.

And if you’ve ever called wine your “personality,” congrats. You’re channeling thousands of years of fermented mythology.

📚 Comic Recap:
Panel 1: “So wine’s been a vibe since, like, ancient mythology?”
Panel 2: “This is where wine became… a lifestyle?”

Yes.
Yes it did.
Bacchus walked so your wine identity crisis could run.

🍷 Closing Line:
Some sip for flavor. Others sip for origin story.
(We prefer ours with a little drama and divine energy.)

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